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Friday, August 18, 2006

Heard in my World

19 minutes into a 90-minute drive to Grandma's:

"Eeeewww, what's that smell? Mom did you run over a skunk?"

"No, that's turkey poop."

"Oh, man, that smells. Maybe it's cow poop."

"No, that's turkey poop."

"Mom, are you sure you didn't run over a skunk?"

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37 minutes into a 90-minute drive to Grandma's:

"I did NOT!"

"You did too!"

"I did NOT!"

"You did too!"

"I did NOT!"

"You did too!"
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62 minutes into a 90-minute drive to Grandma's:

"How long until school starts?

"18 days, 20 hours and 46 minutes."


"Approximately."

5 Comments:

  • I've had car rides like that before when I'm transporting my sister's kids with Girlie Girl.

    By Anonymous Kailani, At 2:23 AM  

  • When my kids did the is not, is too thing I named it: SNOT STEW

    It sounds like that if you listen closely
    is not, is too, isnot,istoo,'snot,'stew
    Snot Stew.

    describes it pretty good, eh?

    By Blogger Pamela, At 10:11 AM  

  • Turkey poop is vile smelling stuff. Yuck!

    By Blogger Knitting Maniac, At 11:40 AM  

  • SNOT STEW!!! BAHAHAHAHA

    That's really good.

    And knitting - you are SO right about turkey poop.

    Thanks for all stoping by!

    By Blogger Pass The Torch, At 11:50 AM  

  • The only poop worse than turkey poop is piggy poop. Stay away from that stuff. Its like a punch to the stomach.

    By Anonymous Marcy, At 3:52 PM  

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