So a guy walks into an ATV store...
My husband and son go to a sports dealership. My son runs over to the seven-year-old sized four-wheeler and drools while he climbs aboard.
The salesman asks my husband, "Can I help you?"
Husband says, "No, just waiting to pick up a boat."
Salesman says, "Your son really likes that ATV. It runs $2500, but I could make you a deal on a used one."
Husband says, "Ahhh, I better not. My wife wouldn't be too happy."
Salesman says,
"Easier to ask for forgiveness than permission."
Obviously the salesman doesn't know this particular wife.
The salesman asks my husband, "Can I help you?"
Husband says, "No, just waiting to pick up a boat."
Salesman says, "Your son really likes that ATV. It runs $2500, but I could make you a deal on a used one."
Husband says, "Ahhh, I better not. My wife wouldn't be too happy."
Salesman says,
"Easier to ask for forgiveness than permission."
Obviously the salesman doesn't know this particular wife.
posted by Kelly Curtis at
7:05 PM
8 Comments:
hehehe that salesman is slick. My husband got a big grin on his face when I shared that one with him!!
By
Anonymous, At
1:04 AM
oooo-stinky salesman!!!
Mary, mom to many
http://owlhaven.wordpress.com
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Anonymous, At
1:49 AM
I laughed right out loud when I read the last line! Thanks for the morning chuckle! :o)
Andrew
To Love, Honor and Dismay
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Andrew McAllister, At
9:02 AM
Wow, that is one slick salesman. Good for your husband for knowing better! :) I would've shot my husband if he fell for a line like that!
Thanks for your comment on my Fear of flying post! I'm thinking that I may have to try being drunk on Dimatapp or Sudafed whether I have a cold or not! :)
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Overwhelmed!, At
7:34 PM
Wow! I bet that salesman has sold a thing or two with that logic. He may have an angry mob of wives comin' after him soon!
My husband chuckled when I read that to him. I hope he's not getting any ideas. ;)
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April, At
11:58 PM
Very funny.
Thanks for the laugh.
By
BlondeBrony, At
12:08 AM
Dude! He did NOT!
Mine would have said "I'm not even allowed to ask for permission .. so sorry!"
By
Knitting Maniac, At
9:46 AM
I'll need to send my husband off to talk to scummy salesmen more often. Glad you've enjoyed the story!
Now, if I were to deliver this joke in person, I would forget the punchline...
By
Kelly Curtis, At
2:31 PM
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